Bitch, please.

So, I know it's been, like, forever since I've written anything on here.  It's not even that I haven't had any time, though my life has been slightly swamped.  Anywho, I hope everyone enjoys these!



Drabbles

Pairing:Joe/Nick
Rating: PG - NC-17
Warning: I don't own them.

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Leaving tomorrow to see my grandparents. Ugh.  Then to NYC (yay!)  I'll be back Saturday.  I feel very incoherent right now.  I'm so tired. 
/end complaints. 

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I just have to say that I have had so much JB today, particularly Nick!  *drools over him*  Like, srsly.  Fly With Me was on the radio and I freaking died.  Then I saw Nick's commercial on TV, and I almost came.  And I've just read a couple of lovely smutshots.

I caught myself daydreaming today about what I would do if I met Nick.  Of course there would be flailing. And a hug.  I would somehow get him to sign my penis.  Then, I would whisper in his ear "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" and squeeze his ass.  The poor boy wouldn't know what to do.  :D

I thank my flist and Lady Gaga for this epic daydream...perhaps I'll write a fic about it with an OMC.  Idk, but when I get back I'll write SOMETHING, because I've been dying to write some new fic.

I just had the most wonderful, elating, intense, meaningful, defining week of my life.  Church camp is always great.  I got to catch up with friends who live too far away to see more than once or twice a year and I made some great new ones.  This week really put a lot into perspective for me.  I feel that my life is more grounded.

Anyway, enough of this shit.  I'm so exhausted, that I'm just going to go DIE, and by that I mean SLEEP.  I'll catch up on my favourite authors on here tomorrow- you guys know who you are! :D

I had a gig today at a club. It was improv night. I wanted to make an impression, so I dyed my hair lime green (used washout hair dye) and spiked it all over. I also had an electric blue lightning bolt on the side of my face as a shameless tribute to Bowie, so in the end I looked like a 70's alien tranny (which I consider to be a good thing). I wanted to use my electric violin to complet the effect, but I ended up using my acoustic instead because I didn't want to carry an amp around Portland, seeing as I don't drive. I got a great cheer, and it just melted my heart. I'm glad I'm almost over the stage fright and I can just get up there and play without my nerves taking over.

(Stolen from darkangel86_07)

Instructions: Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey,
no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.
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How many songs total: 1548
How many hours or days of music: 4.9 days
Most recently played: Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Most played: Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
Most recently added: Lonely Nation - Switchfoot

Sort by song title:
First song: Across the Universe - The Beatles
Last song: *** - Regina Spektor

Sort by time:
Shortest song: Her Majesty - The Beatles
Longest song: Phantasia - Sarah Chang and Julian Lloyd Webber

Sort by album:
First album: Abbey Road - The Beatles
Last album: 19 - Adele

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Man of a Thousand Faces - Regina Spektor

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death – 14
Life – 25
Love – 61
Hate – 2
You – 112
Sex – 4

Okay, you guys. I've got so many ideas for fics lately.

The main one in my mind is a Nick/Taylor Lautner smut-shot. God, I didn't realize until this week how fiiiine Taylor is. I mean, after Nick and Joe, he's like the hottest guy on the planet IMO. I think he and Nick would make lovely porn. What are your guys' opinions?

I have two or three other ideas for one-shots. My only dilemma is that I must wait to write them until next week. I'm housesitting and my laptop is at home. I want to use my own so I can save and stuff. Idk, I can handwrite my short stories and type them later, but fics are different for some reason. Sorry for the babbling.

Also, in general life I'm succeding as a very good man-whore. I'm seventeen, it's all good. *shrugs* Sorry, I intended for this post to be PG...so, everyone just say a Hail Mary and call it good.

Poor Joey. I always thought he and Camilla were lovely together. After watching the videos on youtube of him crying during a show, I feel very sad for him.

I think this calls for Nick to make it all better...emotionally...sexually...SEXUALLY...y'know, the works.

I've been modeling for three years, and I've been looking for a new company for more advanced stuff.  My problem is that I don't meet the general U.S. height requirement.  Most modeling companies, however, do take very thin boys if they have the right proportions.  I am naturally very skinny, so I have had success, though I'm only 5'8".  Well, I had an interview/audition today.  They seemed to like me and I know they were impressed with my resume.  But guess what?  One lady on the panel told me to loose 10-15 lbs.  My question is from where?!  I am 98 lbs.  If I lost that much, I would fucking die!  I felt so insulted, because the way she spoke to me made it sound as if I were morbidly obese or something.  I actually phoned later and made a complaint.  I am just so disgusted with some of these people. 

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So, my gf and I broke up this week.  It was totally mutual I am very happy about it.  The interesting thing is that we were best friends for five years before we ever started going out.  The best part: we're still best friends.  We basically decided that we'll never stop being best friends, because we're that close.  I'm so glad.  It was getting to the point where I wasn't happy with the relationship.  I think I'll stay single for this last year of high school and just be the manwhore I already am.  There's no shame in that, right? *wink*

I feel slightly whiny for posting this, but I feel that I have reason. My latest story, Room Service, has barely gotten any comments. A lot of people have friended me lately, but I have yet to see comments from many of them. Also- and here's where I feel whiny- but certain people who aren't around jonasslash (the main community where I post) much get loads of comments. In the past, I have gotten a lot of feedback, so it isn't the quality of my writing that is in question.

Basically, I ask that you do comment when you read my stories. If you're going to friend me, give me feedback when you read my work. I do work hard on my stories and I like them to be appreciated.

I'm not sure if I want to continue Room Service. Comment on this post and let me know if you like this series, because if people just don't care for the concept of the plot I'll start writing some of the oneshots I have in my head.

Title: Room Service (Chapter 2)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Joe/Nick/OMC
Warning: Didn't happen.


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Title: Room Service (Chapter 1)
Pairing: Joe/Nick
Rating: PG (for now)
Warning: Fiction.
A/N: Smut to follow soon.

( Room Service )

 

Title: A Hotter Version of Your Life (Epilogue)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Joe/Nick (references to Joe/Nick/Kevin)
A/N:  I decided to add an epilogue at the urging my lovely readers.  Special thanks to Robin (who actually prompted this) and Ashley for being amazing readers and supporters!


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Title: A Hotter Version of Your Life (2/2)
Pairing: Kevin/Joe/Nick
Rating: NC-17
A/N: I basically wrote this in an hour, and I hope it's alright. With rehearsals, my free time is limited. I did my best, and I hope you all like it. This is dedicated to darkangel86_07for being the most awesome person in the world and posting sexy JoBros softball pics for me, as well as for using my signature phrase in her story!


( NIck bites gently on Joe's full bottom lip... )

Title: A Hotter Version of Your life (1/?)
Pairings/Characters: Kevin/Joe/Nick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Nick wakes up in an alternate universe where the only difference is that his brothers are doing each other.  Three way
incestuous boy sexage ensues.

( Nick can't really say why today is different... )

Title: Morning Glory
Word count: 255, just a drabble
Rating: PG
A/N: I wrote this to tide myself over until I decide what to write for my next fic.  PURE FLUFF.  You all know how I love fluff, and it's pretty abundant here.

( Kevin awoke in a bright pool of morning sun... )

Okay. I'm like, really happy for Kevin and Danielle.  I did, however, always think that Kevin was the one who actually was gay.  But Kevin and Danielle seem really adorable together.  Idk. All I can say is that my gaydar is excellent. I have never once been wrong.  They are all pretty sensitive, maybe it's just more noticeable with Kevin.  I hope he is straight, because it would be tragic otherwise. 

Okay, guys. THE CONCERT. I didn't think I'd be fanboyish enough to actually journal about the concert, but I was just discussing Nick crying with thisissirius and now I feel ~compelled~ to share it.

Yes, Nick cried. During ALBL/Black Keys (those songs merged is the best thing EVER) there was a camera close up of Nick's face and there were actually TEARS COMING DOWN. My friend Jordan and I were clutching each other and screaming. I just really admire him for being able to sing that song a million times and still get emotional over it sometimes.

During Paranoid, Joe did his sexy walk thang, and mother of God it was hot. I used to not be a big fan of Paranoid, but after seeing that I will love that song forever.

Okay, and I think I saw Joe in public today. I lj-d about this earlier, but I thought I'd just put it here. I was at the Portland Saturday Market and this guy who looked and dressed like Joe with no difference I could see walked right by me. The only reason I know it couldn't have been him was because there were no body guards or Nick humping his leg. It was so weird.

I feel like I haven't been around a lot lately, and I want to start posting more.  Here we go!


1. Your Middle Name: Azrael

2. Age: 17

3. Single or Taken: Taken

4. Favourite Film: Stigmata, Pride and Prejudice

5. Favourite Song or Album: Oh, God. Don't even.

6. Favourite Band/Artist: I'll only name a few of my favourites: Regina Spektor, Queen, Lady GaGa, The Beatles, Jonas Brothers (duh), The Veronicas, Jason Mraz, Katy Perry, Adele, Duffy, Evanescence, Rasputina, John Mayer, Missy Higgins, Pink Martini, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Within Temptation...okay, I'll stop.  I'm a musician, so I have to do a lot of listening. lol It's research. 

7. Dirty or Clean: Clean. 

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: I have a Celtic knot on the back of my neck and an eyebrow piercing.

9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? No, sadly.

10. What's your philosophy on life?  Just to be loving.

11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Half-full.

12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Probably not.

13. What is your favourite memory of us? Don't really have one.  The last person said convos, but I'm so bad about getting on IM.

14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? Jonascest.

15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I was a child prodigy.

16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - To be completely successful in making a living with my music and art; to travel wherever I want; to fuck Nick Jonas, then have a threeway with Joe and Nick, then have a fourway/London Bidge with all three of them.

17. Can we get together and make a cake? Sure!

18. Which country is your spiritual home? The UK, although I don't regret moving to the US.

19. What is your big weakness? Being a pacifist.

20. Do you think I'm a good person? Of course.

21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? English, music.

22. Describe your accent: Ha! The London accent is totally out of place here. When I'm talking to strangers, they literally ask me to speak more sometimes.

23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Nope, that would be tragic.

24. What do you wear to sleep? Honestly, nothing.

25. Trousers or skirts? Trousers! I'm not a drag queen!

26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol on occasion. Never cigarettes.

27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)- Go kidnap Nick and fuck him. *shrugs*


28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? That's sort of how it's done. :D